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May 23 2018

02:50

the-moon-dust-writings:

Writing Prompt

  1. “Oh don’t worry, this blood isn’t mine.”
  2. “How long will this take? I got to pick up my dog from the salon.”
  3. “Want me to stab them?”
  4. “Wanna hangout on the rooftop? It’s nice tonight.”
  5. “Okay, who threw the pencil at me?”
  6. “Do you ever get a meme stuck in your head?”
  7. “A vampire? Pfffffffft.”
  8. “These shoes? They are steel toed, why?”
  9. “Take me for a fool? I can balance a spoon on my nose, who is the real fool now?”
  10. “Today was suppose to be my day.”
  11. “Can I lick the spoon after?”
  12. “Please tell me that was the wind.”
  13. “I hate you. Why are you here?”
  14. “Because you’re a piece of sh-!”
  15. “You’re so confident that you already bought their coffin?”
  16. “Let them know that I called.”
  17. “Have you ever seen the water so blue before?”
  18. “No, I’m pretty sure that’s a crocodile.”
  19. “If I could dig my nails into your throat and pull out your vocal cords, I would.”
  20. “I told you.”
  21. “This isn’t remotely what I asked for.”
  22. “Yeah honey, your cooking is great. I love it.”
  23. “Can you let me twirl my knife in peace?”
  24. “What? I can’t send a message to the enemy?”
  25. “The moonlight shone red over the crops this year. The farmers knew that only meant one thing, and so, they went to work.”

May 22 2018

15:17

severeus:

Personally I’m kind of upset that the Weasley twins weren’t Slytherins. It fits perfectly. Cunning, ambitious, charming. Not to say that they weren’t brave and daring too but they fit the profile of a Slytherin perfectly. They were even pureblood. 

Like imagine how differently the books would have gone if they’d shown non “evil” Slytherins running around. And the twins could have made Malfoy’s life a living hell for Harry. And just… idk. I just have a lot of feelings about this. 

02:15

Men who are genuine and gentle in their love for their children are precious.

01:25

Kane: You never like any of my friends!
Taker: Eh, Bryan was all right. 
Kane: Really?
Taker: Yeah, he’d fit right in if we ever decided to go all the way back to wrestling’s carny roots. We’d be a sideshow.  The scarred up devil, the zombie man, and the goat-faced boy.
Kane: (trying not to laugh) You’re terrible.
Taker: Takes one to know one. 

May 21 2018

23:10

rufiozuko:

Origami Rabbit…

Hey you guys, I want to get 3 origami rabbits tattooed on my body and I decided to turn to the best artist I know… you guys here on Tumblr!

Does anyone one have any drawings I can use?

Why rabbits? Cause I was born on the year of the rabbit & it’s regarded as the luckiest sign, it’s always resonated with me.


Why 3? Well… it’s my lucky number and I thought three rabbits jumping around my body somewhere will be cool. Plus I have 3 brothers, so each one will represent one of them. (I also have a sister, so I’ll have to figure out something cool for her)


So if you have anything, HMU!


Thanks.


-Dante

Does anyone I know have commissions open and can design what Dante has in mind?

May 20 2018

22:17

A Secret's Worth - DL SchizoAuthoress - World Wrestling Entertainment [Archive of Our Own]

Title: A Secret’s Worth
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: none, set pre-canon
Warnings: death mentions because the family business is a funeral home
Prompt/Fill: Write a story including a set of three things - #6: “a protest, a child, a ring”
Word Count: 2,682
Summary: Mark wants to share something with Kane.  Sure, it’s bending the rules about where they should be during a funeral, but they won’t be harming anybody if all goes as planned.
Word of the Day: sibilant, adjective: Hissing.

“A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.”
– Unknown

A Secret’s Worth

“No.” Kane Calaway said, firmly planting his feet once he realized where his older brother was leading him.  He might not have started school yet, which his big brother Mark was fond of pointing out, but he wasn’t dumb.  There was a funeral being held today, and the chapel on the grounds was off limits.  (Their father, William Calaway, took his job as the Inyo County Coroner quite seriously, and wanted to present the most professional image of their business that he could whenever possible.)

Mark stopped, gave a sigh, and tugged on Kane’s arm.  "Come on, Kane. You wanted to hang out with me, right?“  Most times, he could reason with Kane just like one of the other kids in his third grade class.  But times like this reminded Mark that Kane was much younger.

"But Momma and Daddy said we’re not old enough to help out, so stay away from the chapel when they’re working,” Kane said.

“Nobody is going to see us, and we won’t be bothering the family,” Mark argued, meaning the family who was burying somebody today.  He pointed at the back door to the chapel.  "That’s why we’re going in that way.  We just have to be real quiet when we’re inside.“

"I don’t want to get in trouble!” Kane declared.  The brothers locked gazes stubbornly, as if they could silently impose their will on each other in a staring contest.  Eventually, Mark dropped Kane’s hand and put his hands on his hips, giving another aggrieved sigh as he broke eye contact.

“Don’t you trust me?” Mark asked, sounding hurt.  The tone made the fierceness of his four-year-old brother’s glare subside slightly.  Encouraged by that softening, Mark continued, sounding calm and reasonable, “I sneaked into the chapel before, Kane.  Just a couple times, but nobody caught me.”

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17:51

riellyworld:

So has anyone actually put thought into the animals on Gallifrey? Like seriously, are they like the time lords. Do they regenerate when they die? How many lives do they have?

Do you think there might have been a fad of Gallifreyan kids sneaking their pets in during that ritual where they look into the Untempered Schism and having the pets look in, too?  Time Lord rabbits!

17:13

Y’all ever had it happen where you needed to stop reading someone else’s fanfic because it was runnin’ real close to the plot of something you wanted to write, and you didn’t wanna steal any of their ideas even by accident?

Well, it works as a kick in the pants to get something written, in any case. XD

13:42
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furiarossa:

Fire and Thunders! Masked Kane and The Undertaker. Chibis. Because for some reason that we can’t explain, we like to draw the Brothers of Destruction in the cutest possible ways. Oh, c'mon, look at Kane! He’s so squishy cutie adorable <3

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I, for one, very much enjoy the brothers looking adorable. :3

13:40
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May 19 2018

22:22
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swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

May 18 2018

23:11
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faerthingpen:

🍪𝔾𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕☕

Oh come on! How bad can it be?


This post
by @elpuntthing​ popped up on my dash today and, after watching the clips of the “dangerously optimistic” little pony, I had to spend the evening on her!

20:57

Still haven’t worked on the border of the hand-painted shirt. I’m sure I’ll get to it this weekend. I’ve got laundry to do anyway, so I’ll be in clothes mode.

16:34

dinodamage:

when will people understand that it is actually ableist to make fun of psychotic people who believe theyre gods/have religious delusions. like its not funny or cute or quirky to laugh at a psychotic person for believing something “ridiculous.” youre just laughing at a psychotic person for showing psychotic symptoms.

15:17
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brunhiddensmusings:

lady-violaceous:

lyrangalia:

oakumura:

gnarly-art:

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS

Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines. 

This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.

This is why diversity and representation in media matters.

Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught. See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation. Akahai: meaning kindness Lokahi: meaning unity Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness Ha’aha’a: meaning humility Ahonui: meaning patience This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should

the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals

similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screaming

deeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry

03:34

softhoof:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

Okay I am like the least sporty person I know, but this result made me burst out laughing, so I had to screencap and share: 

“the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth jock”

May 17 2018

21:43

I feel very tired. My neck hurts but it won’t pop, my eyes feel dry and heavy, and I’m struggling with a headache. (Trying to keep it from going full migraine on me…)

I don’t think I’ll be online tonight. I’ve got one more work day to go, and likely need to conserve my “screens” time for that.

02:52

I was hungry today (the point of sale machine at our automated cafe thing wasn’t working, so I didn’t have breakfast or my second break snack, which fuels me for the last two hours of my shift and the commute). I finished off the “emergency” rations in my desk – a single serve bag of pretzels and a single serve soup, and I gave my Goldfish crackers to a coworker who was hungry, too.

I bought more snack stuff at the convenience store (to replenish my desk drawer “emergency” rations), plus a packet of jerky and a single serve bag of chips. I ate the jerky and chips waiting for the bus home. Then I cooked Actual Food for dinner.

State of the Shirt:
The logo still felt a little tacky. I think I put too much paint in one part – it definitely soaked through, and now the logo is sort of concave. I’m sure it will be fine once it’s ironed. For now, I’ve hung the shirt on a clothes hanger from the shower bar.  I want to make sure it’s as dry as possible and I won’t wreck the lines when trying to fix the border.

May 16 2018

16:34
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proteesiukkonen:

I Am a Bride

A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.

15:17
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ayellowbirds:

blushingcheekymonkey:

early 20th century crow pull toy

this absolutely looks like something that would start talking to you at either the worst or best possible time.

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